My latest workout resulted in a few enlightening observations:
Observation 1
Never ever ever take the vacant treadmill behind the woman with fat rolling out of her tank-top arm openings.
Observation 2
I picked the one gym in the entire free world that is devoid of good looking people.
Observation 3
Most men are homophobic unless they’re in a gym locker room where they can stand next to a perfect stranger and strip with no noticeable look of anxiety or awkwardness on their face.
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